actually, minotaur was born to a wife of a king who locked herself into a wooden cow statue and then 'had sex' with one of the king's bulls ... which was a curse bestowed upon her by poseidon who was being petty over the king not slaughtering that specific bull as a tribute to poseidon. so he made his wife fall in love with the bull.
fun story. doesn't involve zeus fucking a cow tho. check your damn facts.
Beastiality is the best-iality
fun story. doesn't involve zeus fucking a cow tho. check your damn facts.
Just bc we love @Zeus so much