Hint hint

oh honey. Woman don't need no reason to be mad at you

She'll get angry for treating her too well. Maybe you did something wrong so you're making up for it? Maybe you are trying to get her to have sex with her? So many possibilities.

Yes ...yes she will

Your girl won't get mad if you don't have a girl :)

That is bull shit. Treat a bitch like trash and she either leaves you or treats you like a king. In both cases: no headache. Thank you.