But That's Not How This Works

That husband is the most gullible person ever, and I feel sad for him.

THE LAST FEW SENTENCES!!!!

Pretty sure this story was proven fake...like some "news" website made it up as a joke and used some random picture

Masturbated on a recently jizzed-on seat?

I can't believe this is actually true

I know thats not how it works but I appear a different race to my parents - we did dna tests and everything. Im definitely theirs, turns out we have black ancestry on my dads side and it came out dominant in me - my sister is white!