I mean I don't know what a handicap guy was doing "working" at Lowe's anyway. "Hey Chris can you bring me tha- oh wait.."
"Hey Chris can you climb this and get the.. Oh yeah.."
"Hey Chris can you work the register for a bit I gotta- oh wait your not tall enough.."
"Hey Chris tell me a joke. Wait, nevermind. I already looked at you"
Well since we're talking about jobs that are completely useless, why the fuck are footballers paid so much? They're paid for kicking a ball AND for whining like little bitches when they get hit. Fucking ridiculous.
http://www.ydr.com/story/news/2016/08/26/lowes-greeter-gets-help-buy-new-wheelchair/89410816/
"Hey Chris can you climb this and get the.. Oh yeah.."
"Hey Chris can you work the register for a bit I gotta- oh wait your not tall enough.."
"Hey Chris tell me a joke. Wait, nevermind. I already looked at you"