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My family are all home and my 3-yr old sister is sitting on my lap watching Pingu. Some other time lol

NOOT

It's a machine that you sit on and it had vibration settings and some give you the option to attach a dildo

NOOT NOOT

Sounds fun mighty

I'm too poor to own one lol

My guess was wrong. It was a regular vibrator called a Shibari multispeed wireless "massager"

What if you got an anonymous donation that was a little light on the anonymous part?

How much donation are we talking about

I'll give you one darthsagacious

Just one?

There's only one in the observable universe.

Awww
Get another one

I could just give you one of me, then take a me from a universe where I didn't give you one of me. Then replace that me with a me from a universe where I didn't take me to replace a missing me that I gave to you. Ad infinitum. It's like Hilbert's Hotel, but you get a darthsagacious, and nobody is the wiser.

Is confused* yea