Silly canadians

Those things are mean

You'd be surprised; those fuckers are vicious

I'm pretty sure using those things would be a human rights violation. How can they get a fair trial if they're ripped to shreds before they're even put in the car?

They might have better luck 'catching those swans' I think

Those motherfuckers are violent. That guy must be pretty heavily wanted.

Man they are nasty!

I'd rather be mauled by the dogs thanks

They nest on campus every year and I got charged by one while trying to go inside a building and almost ran into a tree trying to escape. I hate them.

Does Canada even have a police force

The Geese Police Force, keeping the streets clean from ducks