Hamster the preacher!!

"The great satan will catch you and play with you while meowing!"

"Hail Lucifer!"

"In order to stop being flung out of our wheel, we must run slower!"
*gasp* "BLASPHEMY!"

"AT DAWN WE KILL THE HUMANS!"

All hail my fuzzy vagina chest

"It's raining"

"And we shall no longer exhaust ourselves upon the Endless Wheel, for the Hands that Hoist us do not belong to some immortal creator god. No, for I have seen them cut and bleeding, just as you or I would. It is time we free ourselves."

RISE MY BRETHREN! WE SHALL MAKE OUR STAND AT NIGHTFALL! GRAB YOUR HAMSTER BALLS AND YOUR FLUFFY TOYS AND SHOW THEM NO MERCYYYYY!"

Never doubt the worm.