That's equivalent to an excuse for not having your homework because it was the only thing you could burn to keep yourself alive in the middle of the freezing tundra (and you live in Arizona).
I actually got a call this morning from some number I NEVER SEEN.
It was a girl asking if I was M/F
Me: ...um girl (I been sick for the past week and was more than half asleep)
Caller: WHAT YAH NAME?
Me: ...um Melodie ...uh why? Ha Ha
Caller: WHY YAH LAUGHING?
ME: ... (O.o) ...um I am sorry I been sick and (she cuts me off)
Caller: I WAS GOING THROUGH MY BOY...FRIENDS...PHONE and YOUR NUMbA was in it. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MAN?
Me: I don't know who you are talking about.
Caller: YOU know TYRELL???? HOW DO YOU KNOW TYRELL?!?!?!
Me: um no I don't, I think you (cuts me off again)
Caller: What about TJ HUH T... J... DO YAH KNOW HIM. TELL (here I cut her off cause I am sick, tired, and had enough of her bitching)
Me: LISTEN you have the wrong number I have no clue who you are or your MAN. I am very sick and it is 6 or 7 am here in CALIFORNIA you have the wrong NUMBER!
(This is where in the phone I hear a guy say "WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE?!" Than click they hang up.)
Roflmfao
It was a girl asking if I was M/F
Me: ...um girl (I been sick for the past week and was more than half asleep)
Caller: WHAT YAH NAME?
Me: ...um Melodie ...uh why? Ha Ha
Caller: WHY YAH LAUGHING?
ME: ... (O.o) ...um I am sorry I been sick and (she cuts me off)
Caller: I WAS GOING THROUGH MY BOY...FRIENDS...PHONE and YOUR NUMbA was in it. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MAN?
Me: I don't know who you are talking about.
Caller: YOU know TYRELL???? HOW DO YOU KNOW TYRELL?!?!?!
Me: um no I don't, I think you (cuts me off again)
Caller: What about TJ HUH T... J... DO YAH KNOW HIM. TELL (here I cut her off cause I am sick, tired, and had enough of her bitching)
Me: LISTEN you have the wrong number I have no clue who you are or your MAN. I am very sick and it is 6 or 7 am here in CALIFORNIA you have the wrong NUMBER!
(This is where in the phone I hear a guy say "WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE?!" Than click they hang up.)
Roflmfao