Me right now.

OH MY GOD I KNEW IT

Knew what?

That I am cursed!!! And that my late night snacks have nothing to do with my love handles.

You're gonna be a skeleton by the end of next month

Nah, that sounds like a rip off
*slaps knee awkwardly again*

Nah, you're thinking of a cheap circumcision *finger guns even more awkwardly*

Wow there's no knee-d to cut your leg off

Guys, they were just pulling our leg