Okay, lets be honnest, creepy or not, sassy was kind of asking for it. I mean, this is the internet, you can't just go "would semen do ____ to me" and not expect someone to give you a chance of finding out on your own.
Hell, if one of my friends said something like that in real life, I would make the same joke.
I agree with yumps,that was creepy af
Hell, if one of my friends said something like that in real life, I would make the same joke.
Better luck next time dude
It's the blood
When it's erect, you just... bend it, like really far
Like what's it like
Will it make that cracking sound
Spoiler alert : It's bad for your health