scottish twitter part 2

I'm pretty sure the first parts more gibberish

They meant the first part in the first post was legible, then the second part in the first post was gibberish.

I understood it

Why's iOS10 changed the gun emoji to a water gun? When I use the gun I mean I literally want to kill myself, not squirt my temple with some tap water
I'm fluent in scottish-english ;)

Actually, one doesn't NOT have to love scottish twitter. It's a fad, and hordes of unfunny douchebags insist on running it into the ground.

Why has the IOS10 changed the gun emoji to a water gun? When I use the gun I mean I literally want to kill myself not squirt my temple with some tap water.
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I'm not translating the second one because I've already done that one