Artisanal organic mud

The kids just started their first day of kindergarten

10/10 businessing well done

That is so fucking stupid tho it's like Kanye's "plain white rapper tshirt"

Or you could just roll around in mud for free.

When you send me your jeans, I promise that it will be covered in real, Texas mud, sourced straight from the capital.
I will also submerge the pants under freshwater sourced from Onion Creek for at least 15 minutes for that clean freshwater smell scent.
For the low price of $50 just pay shipping.
#IsThisHowYouBusiness