I wish someone could hire me for their meme marketer

Yeah, of course, but at least there's a essence of speculation which just gets ruined by this meme

So wild speculation is better than a probable truth? Got it.
Remember kids, it doesn't have to be believable, it just has to sound fun.

Well, I have nothing against this meme, I don't believe in the stories more if it isn't here, but "it doesn't have to be believable it just has to sound fun" seems like a pretty good description of a joke, which would fit just right on a humor website.

Here's what I don't get: You know with about 99% certainty that the above meme/post is false. But, if someone points out that it is likely false, as cakelover did (in a rather good-humored way I might add), that's apparently a violation of something? Because he said something you already knew was true?

Well it's not a violation, I'm just kinda sick of people saying it and it's really quite old too

Do you applaud someone every time they tell you the sky is blue?

who?
also
wut?