A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron." The neutron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Fun story about that song: At a bar I sort of worked at, my friend was DJing and played this song... on vinyl. The bass was just strong enough that it was causing the record to skip at a very specific spot and jump into a spot with a similar beat. This went completely unnoticed until the song lasted about 10ish minutes.
Baby don't Hertz me,
Don't Hertz me,
No Morse.
The song was remixing itself in real time.
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