Love a girl who listens

I don't understand

I understand, and I just LOVE a good woman.

If he does the same thing for her, no problem.

I'd rather feel her hair on my thighs tbh

Yes, my male friends also are bamboozled by the fascinating magic that is putting my hair in a ponytail.

Why not both?

I thought she tied her hair so she could make him something nice like a meal or help him with the thing he's bothered about. Then I remembered that this is a joke site on the Internet.

i thought she was getting ready to slay the ones who ruined his day...