Can anyone answer this?

*touches nose* No thanks

Already tried it. They are indeed snakes

Your contribution to the scientific community is greatly appreciated, Dr.

I greatly appreciated it too

Kinky sonofabitch aren't you?

We need a herpetologist

I am a tologist of all kinds. What do you need?

Even though Ew did it, can I still do it too?

A reptile expert

Heck yeah you can still do it. Follow your dreams!