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· 7 years ago
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Why did that one scene where Kong rips open a V.rex's jaws from the 2005 King Kong movie come to mind when I read this?
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silvermyth
· 7 years ago
Good joke
mrscollector
· 7 years ago
Ok so my Dad was a state firemarshal at the time this happen. He had a buddy who was a cop with a K9 he went to the cop's office to see if he was ready to go on a trip with him for a case. The dog was ready and in his cage. My Dad went and sat on a chair with a bunch of papers in it. (My Dad was an ass and will sit on you stuff he didnt care lol) well the second he sits the dog starts whimpering and howlering. My Dad goes whats wrong with him. The guy looks and says get your ass up your on his remote. Lmao my dad unknowingly was shocking the dog. My dad tried to apologize to the dog gave him treats gave him love nothing ever smoothed it over. Lmao every time that dog saw my dad it would lower its head and mumble under its breath. My dad says he just knew it was saying "Why the fuck is the fat ass doing here. Hide the remote or fat ass will sit on it."
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guest
· 7 years ago
I (not smart ) was playing with a remote that I found on my moms table , it looked kinda old, didn't think it went to anything or had batteries even, hear the dog in the next room howling , no clue why until my mom runs in and yells at me the dog has a collar on! I felt so bad and still do , that was 3 years ago , mom still tells everyone. Dog still hates me.
mrscollector
· 7 years ago
Lol they never do forget. My Dad would even bring burgers for the dog and once even a steak and still that dog kept a close eye on my Dad as if saying "Thanks for the food but you are still a dick."
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· 7 years ago
I'm not fast, so it's okay :)..
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· 7 years ago
My mom is a 911 dispatcher, and the K9 officers will occasionally bring the dogs in. Well, one of them got too excited while running up and down the hallway and came to a screeching halt in the middle of dispatch, squatted, and pooped right there.
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shiwan
· 7 years ago
Ok but can I pet him
