Accidentaly?

Then let it be freeeee

Do you want to get arrested? Because that's how you get arrested

Not quite nothing, mate

Just a bloody babyhole

Not bloody all the time, but yeah, sometimes!

I mean glare at a woman's breasts and wonder "how the hell..."
But not in a sexual way

Yes, some are just like "it's so big but it fits in those boobies traps, like how ?!"

Real talk here, at least form me. My opinions are my own, but there's a large percentage of men that share similar ideas.

All straight men when they see a nice set of breasts will think to themselves, no matter the size, "gee, nice breasts." Most will let this thought pass them by without further consideration.
Some, maybe 1/4 of them will further that thought and think, "my, those are indeed lovely, I would like to know what they feel like. I would like to see them bared and play with them, ect."
Less than 10% are the creeps that think, "Whoah, nice titz sugah, I wanna get at them... BRBRBRBRBRB..."

Those are the wankers you want to avoid, the sorts you wouldn't even give bus fare to too make go away.

And yes, we can feel them when we hug. Yes, it feels nice. 90% of the time it's just that, just nice.

One ball is smaller then the other so you don't sit on them. The penis is not the problem it's the balls

The penis is usually flaccid, and men's pants are roomy enough to accommodate. I can't speak for other men, but when mine is erect or partway there, I put it to the left and hope it goes away before I have to stand up or walk.

A can of long, hard, unwanted worms

Unwanted?

Sometimes

Unwanted if you can't put it to good and appreciated use.