Changeling, the pet version

I will do this

But, like, don't

I had a dream I was helping this fine chick get into a basketball game because her girlfriend was playing and after her game they came to watch me play and were so enamored we all had a 3some. Idk what that means beyond I was horny... I just like sharing my most recent dream whenever someone brings up dreams... luckily that one was a good one.

I also had another dream where I was an intense alcoholic for some reason. I just kept drinking over and over again throughout my dream. I've never actually had alcohol in real life but in my dream it tasted like water with celery in it

As an alcoholic, I've had dreams like that... minus the taste..... that's not even close.

I think it was vodka or something because it was in a clear glass bottle. I don't know, I have weird dreams.

EVERCLEAR! ahahahaha. Nah on the reals, my dreams are weird as hell as well. I can levitate in all my dreams, but I can't run... like.. in every single one. I know it's because of sleep paralysis, and even though I know that in my dream, I can't change it... and when I levitate and try to move it's like I'm on an out of control skateboard and I have to dodge people and grab onto other stuff if I want to make a sharp turn or suddenly stop.

I wish I had sleep paralysis or at least a lucid dream. Everyone gets that but me.

I sleep walk, sleep talk, and sleep eat.

lucid dreaming is awesome.... I have this like... mental island i've built where anytime I lucid dream I go there and start building more. It has a big port with a cruise ship always at port just in case, a casino, hotels for my guests, a college where you can just go to whatever lecture whenever and not worry about grades, a massive zoo like area with everything from alligators to sharks to bears to tigers (they will still fk you up though, but I can always levitate so haha)... a volcano to climb, a massive redwood forest and two gigantic underground labs; one for science n shit, and the other for singling out perfect genetics in cannabis strains, which are then grown around the island in random pots along walkways and such. You know how in malls there are potted plants for aesthetic purposes? Yeah... full grown fire instead.