Sugar me daddy

Lmao
Note to self
Saying a vague comment on a post will end up with an intervention

Goddammit sassy

Seriously tho
Seems like a sweeeet deal to me

SASSY NO

I can taste it already

YOU WILL TASTE NOTHING YOUNG LADY

Young lady.. Also known as a baby..

SHUT YOUR MOUTH IMMEDIATELY
AND KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED

I don't know what kind of person you think I am
I'm a good girl

You'd better be

Or what?

I'll ground you or something idk

Also known as punishing me

Not like that

Mmhm
SURE

Shhhhhhhhh

You can't tell me what to do

I can try

But like.. How?

Shhhh

Ya know this whole thing is a joke?
I'm not that desperate
.
.
.
(yet)

I was aware it was a joke
But if it ever stops being a joke imma beat you

I need help to support the kiddos

Not that kind tho

I NEED THE DOSH

TOO BAD

YOU SUCK KRIMGELICA

YOU LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW IT

DO I
DO I THO

YESSS YOU DOOO

WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

RUDE

Hijacking posts is fun.

It's fun when its sole purpose isn't borderline sexting

I don't know what passes for sexting with you kids, but geez, live a little.