Mom of the decade!

Drunker than a skunk in a windstorm

It was your 7 year old daughter's birthday
You should be serving the kids cake, candies and juice boxes
Not drinking till your brain stop working if you even have one in the first place

This is one of many reasons I don't touch Alcohol.

Wow, another reason to have a good father

Hello, child protective services...

True, you're not a great mum, but dat booty aight