Fluffy creatures are usually hella cute until they're shaved

Why?

I wanted to see how long it woukd take to get a response, but damn 3hrs! I commend you

Ok. But why? I’m not here to attack you.

Just a random test on a dead account that used to be very involved. I understand that you are not attacking me and I appreciate that.
I merely wished to test how long it would take to get a response, as well as who would respond first (The OP or another user).
Thank you for your assistance