And what have you done in your life?

I flew a plane once.

I saved a kid from drowning once

One time in second grade I got 12/10 on a spelling test because I did extra credit

I didn't notice that it was a dog, so I pictured my Danish friend looking particularly heroic whilst peeing on a bomb.

*sees my name in a post* oh look my name! *reads entire post* welp this is my legacy now

I killed a gerbil with my knee once
It was my sister's