His name is Micheal Donate. Ive been friends with him since like 2001. Nice try calling me out tho. I took the picture. The bar we are at is called Sharky's. Google it. Its in Lakeland Florida.
DAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!! Y'all better stand back cause sHE is MINE!! I'm gonna slap an onion ring on that BIG BEAUTIFUL SEXY BEAST of a woMAN!! Theses are the type of buddy's that make life WAAAAY better!!
But the captions for those pics aren't any more reliable. "Hooters Girl" Wat?! It's obvious the person is not at work at Hooters, or there would be no pitcher of beer in his hand, and he is very evidently having a wonderful time. You can see the other people in the background who are dressed up as well which does match the given story here. It's also pretty apparent to me that's it's not a girl, though I'm no expert, or am I? Pictures do get circulated online especially if someone can make fun of it somehow, and the person in those pictures is still an actual person living somewhere and could very possibly know him. Having multiple copies on other sites with bad captions and no reliable source for them doesn't really prove anything except that there are many assholes in the world, but I think we all knew that didn't we?
@aeacus and @thatguyyouknow. Maybe one of @morebacon friends or morebacon himself, had already uploaded the pic sometime ago on the web, an then somebody else saw it an used it for their add or just thought it was funny thus posed it on another website but didn't give credit to him or his buddy, thus causing it to show up as someone else's pic when what ever y'all did to say it's not his buddy. We don't know if it's morebacon buddy or not. I'm willin to give him the benefit of the doubt an beleave him. Heck he can "prove" it by taking a pic of his buddy's tats that are on his buddy's arm and leg, an it will show for sure if what he is saying is true or not. But even then, he don't haft to prove anything to us.
@morebacon. Bubba don't let them get to ya. You know the truth an that's all anybody needs to know. Just keep us updated on ol Mr. Mike, an his funny as heck escapades if ya don't mind. I'd think it would be awesome for my boys an I to meet up with you an yo boys, and anybody else on this site who don't have a stick up their butt, and go out an have a freakin blast.
It would be awesome to meet up with the cool people on here. We could go out and tell people my leg was bitten off by a shark and you all saved me (while speaking with a south African accent). I do this with my friends and people are so amazed the bar literally stops and listens to the story. Then my leg usually comes off and passed around the bar because people want to drink out of it. Good times :)
Don't forget about my therapy
She's still paying for it
Unless you're willing to pay
You need a doctor