Ummm....Because it's bacon?

Now that's an argument

We're omnivores and eating meat is part of our nature

There is no arguement to be had. There is only bacon.

I think he's my favorite Jew.

If you eat at least 2 slices a week it decreases your chances of being a suicide bomber by over 99%

Pigs are killed for food while you kill 90% of all the cats and dogs you "save" for no reason other than "animals shouldnt be pets"

Studies have shown that bacon is the number one food of all time. These studies were done by a well respected researcher who was definitely not me in my kitchen at 2 in the morning.