Screw you website

Once, I was fooling around with my pet gerbils, who don't know each other. Well, they got to know each other, by fighting. I separted them with a rolled up newspaper, but that didn't srop one from biting and clinging to my hand. I had to shake it off. There was blood everywhere. Naturally, I wanted to stop the bleeding and see if the gerbils were alright. What do I do? Look it up. Keep in mind that I'm very frustrated, kind of freaked out, and I can't type with one hand. And I have to bloody gerbils. I go to the website, and they stupid writer is all like " Hi!!! Kate here, your fave writer. Just got back from Majorca, which got me thinkin'- maybe I should write a story about bites?" I sigh with frustration and try to scroll down. 1 newsletter pop up. 2 ads you have to watch if you don't sign up. There is blood on the keyboard and my face. My parents are coming home soon, and they must not know about this. Horrible frustration. I ended up just running it under cold water.

Second surest way to get me to NOT want to use your site. The first is hijacking my browser, I'll report you for that shit.