Awesome or Terrifying?

I am respecting your right to privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as a parent by coming in anyway!
*opens door*
:o
*closes door and walks away in shame*

3rd if you count the thumb on the other hand. I don't think it makes sense either, but think that was their logic behind it.

"What else would you do?" "Id stick my 6th finger in"