Dafuq

All right already! We get it! Just wear a freaking blinking neon arrow around your waist!

Slut *cough*

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

So basically, were you trying to post this made-up crap to uberhumor.com but hit the wrong button?

I'm sorry, but thats either a fake account or an advertising account for a camgirl.

I call bullshit. Just straight up bullshit.

Roses are red
Sun is hot
I think I've spotted a THOT