Hey charlie, how about a spa day?

Spaghetti > Everything else

I want someone to take me on a spaghetti day

What's your spaghetti policy ?

a spa where it's just cooked spaghetti in a Jacuzzi and the water keeps it warm and you just take a fork and twirl up the spaghetti around you and dip it in sauces that are in bowls on the side.