I once brought hair spray for crazy hair day and I accidentally got it in someone's eye while I was doing their hair for them and I got detention but I didn't want to tell my parents I got detention so I told them I had a project that I had to stay after school to work on and they still don't know to this day that I got detention
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That's stupid getting detention for accidentally spraying hairspray in someone's eye like you were just doing their hair
Yeah well the security guard thought I assaulted them and I was smol and so scared b/c I was in trouble that I didn't speak up. So I got in trouble for using a "dangerous substance" not allowed on school grounds :/
i lied that i had a headache to get out of class. all that happened was:
1) the school called my mom
2) my mom couldn't take off work
3) mom called my dad
4) my dad left his office and went to his house to pick up headache medicine
5) my dad drove to my school and watched me take medicine for a headache i was not experiencing. and he left me there. :(
My father has done that before, but I actually had a headache and had been feeling like shit the whole day and just wanted to come back home. They never let me skip classes, like you feelin like shit? Take this medicine and go. In all my years of school (I'm in grade 10) I've taken 3/4 holidays total. My mothers like, ok, but my father? Nope, you goin.
^Same. My dad suffers from migraines and apparently I inherited that. When he has a migraine, he calls in sick from work and spends the whole day in bed. When I have a migraine, tough luck, going to school anyway. And my migraines are actually worse, he just gets a headache, while I get a headache, become half-blind, can't focus on a task and can't look at a computer/phone screen because it makes my eyes feel like they're burning. And also I'm a girl so when I get a migraine and period cramps at the same time, it's hell. But I still go to school. Luckily I'm in university now so I can skip a lecture and get notes from my friends.
Another time, my fifth grade teacher lied to my mom and told her that i had brought eyeglass cleaner to school (which I did) and took someone’s glasses when I offered to clean them, and then refused to give them back.
Well, my mom new that was BS because she knows I’m not an asshole (at least, I wasn’t in 5th grade). So she called up to the school and somehow they got it sorted out.
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I once lied to my mom that I was going to serve elderly when I really just prepared food.
That only two girls were staying the night (so two extravehicles while they were out of town) snuck in 9 ppl and played beer pong on the dining room table. Total blast.
I once got ISS for eating a few fries in the lunch line before I paid. I lied and said I hit a kid because I knew my mom would have chewed the school out and it wasn't worth the headache that would cause.
When I was 5 my dad and I went to IKEA to buy furniture and my dumbass thought it would ne fun to pretend to be possessed (I watched a lot of horror films back then). My dad flipped out cuz I kept pointing at the ceiling saying there was a lady telling me to kill myself or some shit and thats how I got my first exorcism
When I was younger, my mom was super annoying, and would get mad at us if we weren't asleep at a certain time. I mean, we we're in bed, being quiet and stuff, trying to sleep, but she would get mad. I never understood why she thought we could just force ourselves asleep, but whatever. Anyway, I was up late, in my room, and I heard my mom coming so i faked being asleep. When she came in, she was on the phone talking to whoever, she mutes them and said to me, "I know you're awake, don't get out of bed again" and she left the room. Now, my dad was out and my sister was dead asleep, and to this day idk what was the thing she heard moving around
I've become hyper-sensitive to anyone moving around me while I sleep so now when I'm at my moms house I can go from deep sleep to awake before she even hits the stairs and I just yell and ask her what she wants to save her the pain of actually treking up the stairs (arthritis).
1) the school called my mom
2) my mom couldn't take off work
3) mom called my dad
4) my dad left his office and went to his house to pick up headache medicine
5) my dad drove to my school and watched me take medicine for a headache i was not experiencing. and he left me there. :(
Well, my mom new that was BS because she knows I’m not an asshole (at least, I wasn’t in 5th grade). So she called up to the school and somehow they got it sorted out.