Rice the crack

There is no rice here *sneaks outta your house silently*

Oh snap

*trips her* Since I'm part asian, I get to be a double agent! And I just betrayed you!

How could you!

I'm sorry. But they had my soy sauce.

I still have your chopstick

*sweating nervously*
*steals back soy sauce and assists in rice heist*

And your leaf hat!

Not my leaf hat! That's reserved for sparkle parties, rice harvesting, and wearing it to feel special! Not for rice heists!

But you have betrayed me!

I can grovel and ask for forgiveness

You shall he punished
And dropped down Bsian

No! They had my soy sauce, you don't understand!

I got fish sauce

Why is it so hard to choose a side? Why am I traitorous scum?

Bc youre mixed

That explains it. You are the only one left here, so I pick your side.

I feel so cheap...

You are a champ, you stayed til the end.

You only picked me bc there is no one else though

But that shows you are a champ

Fair enough

Ross is a chanp, ross is a champ

Now that song stucks in my head

Sing a song, all day long

Noooo

At hogggggwaaarts

I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE TICKING!!!

It was a pipe bomb!