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I thought they where talking about saxophones

I'm here to represent the altos.

How does an alto screw in a lightbulb?
Just fine unless they're trying to do projection.
Soprano represent!

Second sopranos can't get a word in edgewise and they're jealous of first sopranos

So altos are like the choir version of violas? Good old viola jokes.

Oh HAYL yes

Meanwhile hitting Bass, Tenor, mid range alto, falsetto soprano 2 and Helium induced soprano 1.

As a baritone not quite low enough to hit all the nice deep notes, or high enough to sing any cool higher notes so is stuck kinda inbetween awkwardly

As a female alto that can hit some mens bass and some first soprano it's still better to be lower. . .the vibrations man ;-)