Dad jokes

lmao my Dad actually did this to me and my brothers lol except he bought it and when ever we did so thing so stupid yet very funny he whip out the eraser and try to erase us.

Buy Now button?

So I had a bout of diarrhea last week from food poisoning... I come upstairs while my dad is home for lunch and the following conversation happens.
Dad: What's your problem?
Me: I only had diarrhea once today instead of four times like yesterday?
Dad: You'll get over it. *pauses* Shit happens.
Me: *stares at him* Yeah, well. As long as it's not happening in my pants...

Well his freckles are gone in the last panel, maybe it's working. It's slowly erasing the poor sod.