There are clearly two kinds of people in the world

I'm obviously on the left, I don't care if it's clean at least it's sorted ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ

The right is me on most days, but the left is me on those other (#zerofoxtrot) days.

The one on the right is clearly a serial killer

I'm right guy at work and left guy at home

I hate people who are on the left.

But guess who finished first.

One does the job they're told, the other does the same but wastes enough time to avoid being asked a second task.

Seriously guys, if y'all are the one on the right while at work, quit your shit and do your job. That will have to be restocked numerous times in one day and I'm certain that's not the only task mandated for the day.
Do the pretty, time wasting shit at home and do your job at work efficiently.
If you have real OCD then obviously it can't be helped, but most people don't, so...