Not all heroes wear capes

I want that shirt too

I can relate to Hawaiian shirt dad

They do not wear capes it seems, but yellow Hawaiian shirts instead.

Hawaiian shirts are the best. The ultimate in casual wear. They're colorful, they're breezy, what more could you want?

Fucking cute!!!!

My sister wears Hawaii shirts and my Dad makes fun of her. What a time to be alive

While I was off exploring my mom donated all my Hawaiian shirts... I dropped a C bomb that i'm not proud of.

I guess we have to surmise that the person who wrote this is a cool person, not just some other lame dad whose opinion the girl wouldn't care about, or actually would just confirm the lameness of the Hawaiian shirt?