I would do your wife for a car

She's totally fucking the Dad

She is probably fucking the mum too as the dad got the approval to buy that huge car

Plot twist: she's babysitting for her own family

My kids need a babysitter

Im all for a good joke at someone else's expense, but I feel like its in bad taste not to blur out her face and name. A harmless joke is fine, but a rumor like this could potentially cause this girl alot of trouble, and this joke could be taken alot further if this girl is under age. Unless this it is you or you have permission from them, blur out their face and name.

I know somebody who this happened to. She picked all the kids up from school daily watched them for at least a couple hours and took care of them all summer. It's basically like a company car.

Or the children are like hell's spawns and the family just got enough money