Opposite day is a paradox

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deleted · 7 years ago · FIRST

Im mad my mom wont let me use forks

sublimegamer · 7 years ago

You Asian?

deleted · 7 years ago

Nope

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dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago

I can't see my forehead

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deleted · 7 years ago

There was supposed to be a metro shower tonight but I haven't seen a single metor.

deleted · 7 years ago

Is a metro shower just a shower that's still hetero, but really fancy and in tune with it's fashion sense?

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My phone doesn't know what metor is

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sinful · 7 years ago

I can't make my right hand touch my right elbow -.-

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trashmanrevenge · 7 years ago

My friend at a scout camp snapped 2 planks of my bunk bed by jumping on it just enough to make it curve a little but not fully collapse. and at 1 am i was trying to grab water and i scooted over to get down and the fricken bed collapsed and everyone woke up and laughed at me.

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tony007 · 7 years ago

It can never be opposite day since nothing can be completely opposite.

sublimegamer · 7 years ago

Except for the opinions of people on the internet.

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sublimegamer · 7 years ago

Why do people say "pros & cons"? What are those words short for? Why isn't it "positives and negatives"? Also, why is product not the opposite of conduct? *English*

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mialinay · 7 years ago

What about progress and congress? Prostitution and constitution? Not all words are compareable.
Pro and contra are latin by the way.

sublimegamer · 7 years ago

OH thanks for the latin. That makes way more sense.

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sky · 7 years ago

my mind went blank for second

Opposite day is a paradox

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