"Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were toasting?"

Been there. Nice place. Real "New England-y."

http://www.estately.com/blog/2016/09/these-are-the-most-oddly-named-towns-in-each-u-s-state/
There's a lot of weird combinations for weird police names.
Hooker Police, Coward Police, Bacon Police, Virgin Police, etc...
No city named Donut or Doughnut though....

Must be an all-female force.