Gotta do what you gotta do

Now I have Da Turdy Point Buck stuck in my head

I love how they didn't charge him... just a collective *sigh* "we get it, don't do it again" kinda thing.

Y'know, if y'all just communicated and talked out your shit and negotiated your boundaries before getting into a relationship for the long term, this shit wouldn't happen.

That's so sad...
Everyone needs their space and some timeout from time to time
Please be able to give that to your partner

Kidnapping. Really? Is fake business trip too cliche?