Now this is one cool dad

I like how he leads with his relationship status and job.

I wanted to be in army so my dad shot me.....

Weeoooo Weeooooo THIS IS THE REPOST POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND DELETE THE POST USING YOUR FEET! WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU JUST COOPERATE AND THIS WILL BE OVER SOON!