How to become a millionarie

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If I ever got any, I'd just fuck with em. Like if I got some of religious guys I'd say something like "oh yeah, I've heard of that, but it only got like one star, right? I heard the plot sucked and was full of continuity errors" and act like I thought they were trying to sell me a bad movie. For, say, a guy trying to sell me new carpets, I'd ask highly detailed questions about them being bloodproof and resistant to bleach with numerous furtive glances back into the house.

Better ring the doorbell then, or keep honking a car horn until they answer the door without any knocking.