What is the stupidest thing you did when you were drunk?

Made it rain on the pussy

Met my last ex. That was pretty stupid.

Drove. I sober up really quickly but I was pulled over. The only reason I didn't get arrested was because a friend of mine in the car with me was even more drunk than I was and took the blame when the officer asked why he smelled alcohol. I told the officer I was the designated driver. First and last time I ever drove drunk. (I was newly 21 and an idiot at the time...)