Pilot uses tree for textbook landing

"Any landing is a good landin"
Don't you mean any landing you can walk away from?
"I said what i meant *drinks while climbing into plane*"

Ah the classic tree landing that they teach in every flying school

I think you need a new textbook

I learned this one on my first day

A high counter attack by the Tree brings the Plane down on the floor and knocks him out....

Liike a gloove!!