Relax grandma

Shiver me timbers

Oh my stars and garters here I'll make you a casserole and some pasta and cookies and here's a whole cake

I have a grandma with dementia living with me. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FUCKING SOUP I HAVE?
I swear she once made ramen noodles, without the flavoring, mixed it with peas, ate half of it and then tried to fucking freeze the rest. What the fuck.