Who else likes real birds

Reminds me of the guy who went down on his girlfriend with a jolly rancher

Last time this was posted I was unsure whether he meant an avian or human.

@castre @cabbage I'm too lazy to sign in, so I guess I can't reply to your comments. Also, for anyone reading this without what some would call a sick fascination, this is a super gross story. My husband is mad I told him. I would have posted a link, but apparently "(content) Cannot contain links." I apologize in advance. I'm guessing this is the story: a guy's GF visits him in PA from FL. He decides to go down on her. It is unusually smelly and disgusting tasting, so he pops a jolly rancher in his mouth. While going down on her, the jolly rancher slips in her. He takes it out with his finger and puts it back into his mouth. Except it's not his jolly rancher. It is a gonorrhea nodule. Which pops in his mouth. Needless to say, much vomiting on his part and cheated with some rando on her part.