Reasons not to go out in a hurricane

I reckon that would leave a mark

Hurricane? No. This is the work of Vlad.

Impaled by your fallen brother

Ill be fine, im not a tree

Number one I call bull shit the board is to soft to come out perfect on either end like that it would be splintered all to shit second if you need a pic like this to realize not to go out in a hurricane then I say go out. Grab your kite and beer and go for it you're tougher then a hurricane aren't you or are you a pussy.