Um, ok. Not so sure if the first one is such a hot idea... If it's that broken, if you turn a relationship off, they kinda have a habit of not turning back on again.
As for the second one, that's gotta be a kink. If it wasn't before, it is now due to Fetish Quantum Theory. Really doesn't seem like a good idea though. All those little bits getting in places they really... shouldn't... be. ;)
As for the second one, that's gotta be a kink. If it wasn't before, it is now due to Fetish Quantum Theory. Really doesn't seem like a good idea though. All those little bits getting in places they really... shouldn't... be. ;)
http://www.bustedtees.com/blowme
;)
And I like rice
So putting your relationship may do some good