Basically my relationship with Cursive Person. She writes in cursive and I had to re-learn how to read it in like five minutes, so she got the title of Cursive Person. She even passed the phase where I tried to make her hate me. She was extremely Christian, but she didn't even fucking blink! She just offered me books about the validity of god other stuff. I read all of them and they sucked using so many fallacies that any decently educated person could see the problem with.
One book used Christians as follows, "Imagine you are on a cruise liner. You see some people jump off the boat onto a raft and call for you to join them. You laugh at them as fools until your boat hits an iceberg causing you to sink with it."
A better example is as follows: "Imagine you are on a cruise liner. You see some people jump off the boat onto a raft and call for you to join them. You decide to test if their claims of a painful death are true and search for anything wrong. The boat is in perfect condition and is not going to sink. You think it might be some kind of explosive or poison device set to go off, but after searching you find nothing. You then hear them say that you are going to hit something, so you feel satisfied! You know what they are talking about now! You, and many, many others, look around the waters and see not a single thing above or under the water that could serve as a threat - in fact you don't find anything at all! Due to this and the fact that the people have been saying that you were going to hit it in the next five minutes for the past few days, you assume that they are simply insane and call in help to save them before they kill themselves."
One book used Christians as follows, "Imagine you are on a cruise liner. You see some people jump off the boat onto a raft and call for you to join them. You laugh at them as fools until your boat hits an iceberg causing you to sink with it."