I don't get it

The fuck man

You dont breastfeed from your mother because you're straight and like titties, that's not how it works and tbh that concept is weird af

Is... is he implying that breastfeeding... is a sexual thing??

Ooooooh bless your heart; you’re retarded.

Didn't ask for my mom to breastfeed me either then, so according to her logic everyone is asexual from birth

How the fuck would you know?!

I dont think you would like daddy milk

I wish I'd been dropped on my head enough times as a child to understand his logic

but like are all women born lesbian then