They are encouraging alcohol

You are so innocent. Never, ever pass out drunk around anyone. Especially if they have either scissors or a Sharpie. My dad would have drawn penis all over my face then taken the pictures. Then Mom would have cut the hair off only one side of my head.
Me: Dad! WTF? Why?
Dad and Mom: You deserved it. Don't let it happen again.

Yeah he got off lightly, in fact his parents pass out game is weak like his dad's pull out game.

Yeah she is. I wonder if she has a daughter named Stacy.

Ahahah, tellement !